----- Original Message -----

From: Colby

To: Lori Stofft, Jon Knudtson,   Lorna Bright

Cc: Nick Bartlone, Patti Taitano

Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 9:13 AM

Subject: Negotiations

 

That party called back and negotiated a discount. They said $___, I said $___, they said, Done.

 

We'll have to be sure to be extra entertaining. Jon, wear your codpiece. Lorna, buy

some neon Spandex. Lori, can you find a B-52 somewhere? We'll make it work.

 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Lori Stofft"  
To: "Colby"
Cc: "Jon Knudtson" "Lorna Bright" "Nick Bartlone" "Patti Taitano"
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 9:12 AM
Subject: Re: Negotiations

Colby, can you get hairplugs under your ears? Or better, in your ears?

That will guarantee the extra entertaining.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Colby"
To: "Lori Stofft"
Cc: "Jon Knudtson" "Lorna Bright" "Nick Bartlone" "Patti Taitano"
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 9:29 AM
Subject: Re: Negotiations

 

Hairplugs in my ears would only be entertaining for you, you sickie.

 

I, for my part, will shove a salami down my pants. A summer sausage, perhaps, or a
Hickory Farms Giant Cheddar & Beef Stick
.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Lori Stofft"
To: "Colby
Cc: "Jon Knudtson" "Lorna Bright" "Nick Bartlone" “Patti Taitano"
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 9:30 AM
Subject: Re: Negotiations

Don't ruin a perfectly good cheddar & beef stick. I would cry.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Colby"
To: "Lori Stofft"
Cc: "Jon Knudtson" "Lorna Bright" "Nick Bartlone" "Patti Taitano"
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 9:48 AM
Subject: Re: Negotiations 


CERTAINLY you're not suggesting there's anything wrong with the interior of
my pants. The interior of my pants has inspired the imaginations of an
entire generation of women and transformed certain individuals among them
into helpless, quivering, gasping....well, you get the picture.

On further reflection, though, you are probably correct. A giant cheddar and
beef stick is not necessary.